I have long shirked the flavors of overly granola, "hippie" snacks, due to the fact that I was raised on too much granola and hippie snacks.
But low and behold, as promised, "mom is always right."
Take a bunch of sardines, chop 'em up heads and all, rub salt all over everything, cover with water and let it sit out for three months. Gross right? Wrong.